The Federal Republic of Socialist Lyhransk is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Igor Vladimirovich with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.62 billion Socialist Lyhranskians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Visegrad. The average income tax rate is 71.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Socialist Lyhranskian economy, worth 89.7 trillion RQ$s a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 55,366 RQ$s, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps", the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, the government loves seeing the little people fight, and religious leaders order congregants to love any neighbour who is just like themselves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Lyhransk's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Islam.

Socialist Lyhransk is ranked 59,891^st in the world and 131^st in United Kingdom for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 515.57 on the Clooney Contribution Index.